I Should Be A Comedien!

I just lost an erotic baking competition all because my cake was 'too
salty'.

Took me all weekend to ice that fucking thing.

I told my wife I wanted a divorce this morning.She said, "Pigs might
fly before I give you the satisfaction of a divorce".

So I threw her out of the window.

World Cup Fixture of the week:England will be meeting France on
Thursday.

At the Airport.

My brother and I had a competition to see who could be the first to
find where on the map grid our hotel was.

I 1.

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