Murphy visits Paddy who has a broken leg.

Murphy visits Paddy who has a broken leg. Paddy says "Me feet r freezin mate, could u nip upstairs & get my slippers?" "No bother" says Murphy. Upstairs Paddys stunning 19 yr old twin daughters r sittin on their bed.
"Hello girls, ur Dad sent me up here 2 shag u both."
"Fuck off ya liar" they said.
"I'll prove it" said Murphy.
So he shouts downstairs,
"Both of them Pat?"
"Of course, whats the point of fuckin one!"

Courtesy of Louise Rudd
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